Shock-jock writers. Who are they? Think about
it. We all know the name of the radio jock generally considered the epitome of
the original broadcast shock-jocks. His name rhymes with “learn.” (I refuse to
give him credit here – he offends me on so many levels.) If you haven’t a clue
to my reference that’s OK; you’re not missing anything.
Somewhere
underneath the vitriol diatribe, shock-jocks may have a valid point. But they
apparently don’t feel comfortable enough with their normal personable charm (said
with tongue in cheek) to attract your attention, so their agendas are punctuated
with profanity and/or adjectives meant to disgust, berate, or shockingly
suggest sexual exploitation.
Well,
guess what? The world of authorship has its own breed of shock-jocks. What I’d
like to offer is the viewpoint that if you’re a good writer, you don’t need
tricks or trash-talk (fiction and erotica excluded) to make your points and
gain a following.
Bloggers and writers
of articles for content
mills and even those who manage to tag into a reputable news site are often
guilty of cheap ploys, trying to be seen in the overcrowded marketplace. Most readers simply
want to know what you have to say about any given subject, written in compelling
and educational prose. That doesn’t mean boring, but it also doesn’t include
writing offensively. I know, I know, it seems no one has tolerance anymore and offense
is taken as often as the common aspirin. But here was my recent experience …
In
a dawn-mellow mood, coffee in hand, I researched for an
article one morning and stumbled on a wire article for which the title belied
its content. Of course, I didn’t know that until I clicked on the link. We authors
often get carried away in the quest for catchy titles; if not too off-track, a
pardonable but still pointless writing sin.
If
you tease the reader without substance, you’re making an avoidable mistake – one
thing writers should do is connect their title believably to their text. Or
just like a musician, you’ll find yourself with a one-hit-wonder readership. I
wish that was the only problem with this article.
The
title was apparently contrived to rope in unsuspecting readers seeking real
information about living alone. Instead, it bewitchingly sucked me in with an innocent
premise that veiled its upcoming attack on my senses, which resulted in repulsion
rather than interest.
Maybe
if it hadn’t been in the first paragraph … and it wasn’t so freakin’ early in the
morning …
“Once,
perhaps, it was a designation that you were an old maid, destined to someday
die alone and be devoured by your cat, if you were lucky. But what if that
single life could be forever sustained? The stereotypes of the spinster cat
lady or the hopeless, hapless bachelor, subsisting on TV dinners and bad
Chinese takeout, comforting yourself with the warmth of the occasional lady
friend, or the television-cum-laptop, are only based on the occasional extreme
…” Seriously … that stopped me in my reading tracks.
I
don’t know about you, but I have a very vivid imagination, able to easily
visualize the scenarios captured in this writer’s dreadful text. There are just
SO many other descriptive ways to address this topic without resorting to
shock-jock writing that combines gross animalism with crass private sexual images.
Most
of us know what can happen in dire death circumstances when by yourself, and
the solo sex that goes on behind closed doors. But really … I’d much rather
have read, “destined to someday die alone, a Friends rerun on the glaring TV screen ...” Not as gory and much
easier on the senses, don’t you think?
Perhaps
it’s a generational thing. I prefer to call it a couth sense of self. The
writer was obviously trying to appeal to a youthful generation that seems to
embrace shock-talk gleefully. Granted, the article admits the extreme
stereotypes; however, for the mature or mature-minded of any age, confronted
with (“spinster cat lady”) gross images of a meat-eating cat, or
self-satisfying old man (“hapless bachelor”), shocks the senses right out of
the desire to read more. Not to mention the rude and unflattering
representation for the elderly reading it.
Now,
if I’d been in the market for an article about preventing these types of
scenarios when living alone … different mindset altogether. Of course, me being
an irreverent “elderly,” I simply smiled wickedly with the knowledge that one day
that writer will be one of us. ;-) I also imagine
though, the feelings of those who read the article and sadly identify with the
situation – I couldn’t simply ignore them without a say.
The
message is actually convoluted and sends mixed signals –and still does not
match the title. The metaphors suggest old people in the beginning, but goes on
to apply solitude issues to a younger demographic. “Moving out of your parents'
house or a college dorm shared with assigned roommates and into an apartment
with friends is one rite of passage into adulthood.” This signifies youth and
its single dilemma.
News
articles are meant to inform; hopefully, with creative wit and intelligent
writing. But after reading this article’s first couple of paragraphs, I tuned
out to the reason I wanted to read it originally (a compelling title) and
focused on the abhorrence caused by back-to-back disgusting images conjured by the
descriptive phrases.
Don’t
get me wrong, I’m certainly not against sex and thoroughly enjoy a book or
article that I know is about the
subject (and provides a riveting read). I object to its use, though, as a cheap
thrill in a supposedly informative, unrelated article.
Violence,
however, is objectionable to me in any form, and most especially when used for
shock value. That includes the “natural” animalistic violence. I know it
happens. But our society exploits waaaaay too much violence in too many forms;
and personally, I’m sick of it. Most importantly it does not belong in such a graphic
mental visual of an article written about living alone.
Did
I finish reading that article? Nope. The writer lost me altogether; surely
there are better written articles about living alone. Moving right along …
Cheers
to your day!
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